Call me twisted fam, cause I make the shit hit the fan,
Call me what you want but know that I'm just a man,
Call me fuck face, call me a pervert and a nut case,
Call me what you want before you know me or we touch base,
Call me a mutant, cause I've burned down the blueprints,
Call me what you want but just listen to my music.
Just listen to my music.
Just listen to my music.


So just go ahead and lemme paint a picture in your mind,
So you'll see how twisted I am, listen to my rhyme,
Imagine hearing nothing but some fukken laughter when you die,
(Imagine) pourin half a bottle of tobasco in ya eye,
(Imagine) flossing 'tween your gums with construction paper,
Going under your toenails with an industrial stapler,
(Imagine) Nails on a chalkboard, insects in your skin,
(Imagine) Every single sound that's ever made you cringe,
(Imagine) Salt up your nose, leeches in your blood,
Being trapped in a room underground during a flood,
Imagine using a beehive to get ya dick wet,
Now lemme ask you, are you feeling sick yet?
Is that what I do? Do I make you feel strange?
Do I make you wonder what the fuck is wrong with this dude's brain?
Is he clinically insane? Is he violent and deranged?
Is it the motherfuckin' parents or society to blame?

I've seen magic fucking unicorns, galloping through the meadows,
I've seen Gepetto walking through the ghetto while wearing stilettos,
I've seen the man poison our waters, dumpin the boiling toxins in,
Seen a boy swiggin' lotsa gin, then die gasping for oxygen,
I've seen every single good and bad thing so far,
Trust me, I'm as ugly as you think you are,
I've seen every single good and bad thing so far,
Trust me, I'm as ugly as you think you are.

Keep an eye on me, cause I can be so violent, see,
I don't deserve my motherfuckin place in this society,
The media's been lyin to me, but nonetheless I try to be,
As ruthless as I can cause it's my plan to start a riot, B,
But lemme tell you something bout myself first,
I've been cursed, and my sickness is just gettin worse,
That's why I rhyme, I gotta satisfy my thirst,
I'll either take over the world or get shipped out in a hearse,
If I ain't got the crown, then I guess I'm the closest,
Goin' up against me is all but hopeless,
I'm deadly like anthrax sent through UPS postage,
Make the waters run red with blood like I'm Moses,
Spittin straight adrenaline, pumped out by the doses,
No man is an island, I am landlocked and coastless,
If you're wonderin what my true boast is,
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.