[VERSE ONE]
I am a Brony, ponies are my poetic passion,
Why I'm wasting hours I'm supposed to be nappin'
'stead, I'm smokin' hash & gettin the latest episode,
Constantly in awe of Hasbro's animation spectacles,
Plus the character development is very intelligent,
And the life lessons taught to us are rarely irrelevant,
You see, the show's compelled me to be a better person,
If I'm rapping about ponies then my verses are all curseless,
Now I'm spittin' clean, you'd think I'm swiggin Listerine,
Plus I'm buying figurines that's marketed at little tweens,
(Regardless) the Brony is a sign of real cultural advancement,
Community expandin' to lend a helping hand,
All you need to give is kindness, big or small,
If you like ponies or not, come one, come all,
I promise we won't judge, come as you are,
We won't send you to the moon but we'll let you see the stars,

Ponies Ponies Ponies (SWAG!)
Ain't nobody told me (SWAG!)
Ain't nobody know the deal (SWAG!)
You'll find me in Ponyville (SWAG!)
<Giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up at the creepy
Whoop it up with the weepy>

[VERSE 2 as Enygma The Pegasaurus]
Cause I'm the center of attention as I step up in the room,
It's a definite progression as the better pony zooms,
Across the sky, eyes wide at my brilliant display,
Every pegasus is envious, I'm killin' 'em today,
...Don't you get it yet? I'm settling heavy rotation,
Effortlessly wreckin' the reputation of every nation,
From Cloudsdale to Manehattan to Canterlot,
No matter where I trot, all I hear is "damn he hot,"
Maybe cause my swag is on the level of the pony,
They just see me and hear me and love me even if they don't know me,
...Just ask Princess Celestia,
And when you see her, try not to start choking or messing up,
And if your flank ain't bearing designs,
You just do what you gotta, and look for various signs,
Cutiemarks rule everything around me, CREAM,
Find your purpose, discover who you are y'all.

[Hook]
Ponies Ponies Ponies (SWAG!)
Enygma the one and only (SWAG!)
Picture me rollin' ill (SWAG!)
Up in Ponyville (SWAG!)
<Giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up at the creepy
Whoop it up with the weepy>
I'm a Brony he's a Brony she's a Brony we be Bronies,
Would you like to be a Brony too?