Allow me to introduce myself my name is Berd
B-E-R-D,
and imma bring the storms in just you wait and see
I know you know i aint no H-O-V
I aint P-A-C or B.I.G
but still big, cause i'm Berd
yo, aint you heard?
sit down and lemme tell you now what's the word,
they call me berd cause i'm fly,
yeah i'm that guy
i know how to hustle know how to get high.
See i'm keepin it even,
i'm the king like Stephen,
You think monsters are real 1'm someone you believe in,
You know i keep that bird shit,
that straight up white shit,
that if you in the club it make you wanna start a fight shit,
I am the deliverer, deliver the inferno,
you don't deliver shit imma call you Dijiorno,
y'all just Fuzzy Wuzzy cause you punks is hairless,
dumb enough to charge into a knife fight with bare fists,
I ain't lyin,
fuck wit Wemix ya mom will be cryin
you'll be dyin, staight out on the curb,
you aint nothin but a motherfuckin herb
word, yeah, that's what it do,
when you breakin it down to just me and you
true, false, i don't know,
i'm stressed off now thank god for that dro,
so we can end this with a period, comma,
or if you want beef then i'm fine with drama,
yo momma, she so damn fat,
enough funny shit you know im too cool for that,
scat, uh-huh, skibbity doo bop oo wee,
if you wanna stick around just so you can see,
me, yeah me, at my finest,
they askin me whats ya next move your highness,
behind us, that's where we look,
and see a path of destruction on the path we took,
and we cook, all the finest dishes,
magic lamp and the genie will grant all our wishes,
bitches, that's what we got,
now that we at that #1 spot,
we hot, but i'm endin this track clear,
you don't gotta go home but you cant stay here.
credits
from Berd Flu,
released March 15, 2009
DND on the vocal bit at the beginning
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